no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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