I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Randomize
