Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Shame - the story of my life.
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