i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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