She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You can't just leave with hair like that
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
pray to the hookup gods
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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