You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
