Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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