Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
this hospital has no fireball
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Text me some of your sweat
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