just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
wow bdsm is so cute
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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