Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
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