Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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