just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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