You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I am mentally ready for anal.
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