You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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