Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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