Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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