Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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