The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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