So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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