so that wasnt chicken after all
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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