Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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