And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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