I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Randomize
