dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
either way he was missing a nipple.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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