there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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