3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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