you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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