I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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