I could have mohawked her pubes.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Is it because I queefed?
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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