is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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