so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
being pregnant is like rehab
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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