Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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