i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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