I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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