I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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