apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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