Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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