I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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