there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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