That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize