please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I believe in your delicious
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
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