Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Everything about him screamed your future.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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