I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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