Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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