That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I will be naked everywhere
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
