Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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