I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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