do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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