is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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