haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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