We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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