Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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