I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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